ME AND HALLOWEEN FOR THE LAST FRICKEN TIME

Ok here's the thing. Me and Akwia and Gwyneth were SUPPOSED to be the grey sisters remember? But Akwia couldn't come over so she sorta bailed on us. :( But then me and Gwynny were going to be salt & pepper shakers but Gwynny literally said "I'm not being a stupid shalt shaker" so I'm the lone pepper shaker. Arooo!

I'm going to have a big cardboard "dress" with a P on it, black leggings and a black shirt (so I blend in with the background), and a beret, painted silver with black dots. I'll post a picture when it's done.

//anna

ME AND HALLOWEEN AGAIN

I finally figured out what to be for Halloween!!! It's so frickin brilliant, just wait and see, er, hear. 

I'M GONNA BE ONE OF THE GREY SISTERS!!! 

Uh… is that not brilliant? Sigh. There's a picture of them, er, us. -------------------------->

I'm going to be them with my friends Gwyneth and Akwia. Just you watch, it's gonna be awesome. *sticks out tongue at followers for not commenting sooner*

Laters!

//anna

Me and Pear Licorice

It sounds revolting, I know. But once you've tasted SALT licorice? Anything tastes good.

//anna

Me and Salt Licorice

Ewww! I just tasted THE most REVOLTING thing in my life! And now I can describe the devil in two words: SALT LICORICE.

Some of my parent's friends brought some licorice for us, and there are two kinds: pear and salt. The salt licorice is DISGUSTING! I had a hell of a time choking it down. So listen up, children, and heed Auntie Anna's dying words: never eat salt licorice. LOL!

//anna

Nigahiga

Okay, peeps, now it's time for me to give a shout out to my favorite YouTube member of all time, Nigahiga. Some of his best videos include

•  How to be NERD
  
• How to be emo
• how to be gangster
• how to be ninja
• word of the day: pwned
• a message to haters
• big bouncing inflatable green ball

And those are just the ones I've seen! LOL

Later, y'all.

//anna

HALLOWEEN!!!!!!

Okay, listen up peeps coz THIS IS URGENT. Halloween appears to be TEN DAYS AWAY and I haven't made my costume. If you tell me to buy one, I'll tell you to shove it, coz I ALWAYS make my costume. So hurry up and leave me some comments, folks. Any comments to this post received AFTER October 31 2009 will be promptly deleted and the commenter will receive a swift kick in the heinie.

Good idea, smart***, but BAD TIMING! Way to kick a girl when she's down.

SO. The problem is, in my retarded school we have to be something that we learned about that year. BLARG. We learned

• mushrooms.
• India.
• MATH. Double BLARG!
• music. I actually debated taking advantage of my pot-belly and being a half note, but I decided against it in favor of my dignity.
• geometry.
• Spanish.

So what should I be? Leave me a comment, y'all!

//anna

Me and Knitting

This is a hat I knitted. I knitted it as a wedding present for a friend, but it was too small. So I made another one! This one was supposed to be a cat, but it looks like a pig, doesn't it? Oink! 

Here's the pattern, in case anyone knits.

supplies

1 skein of Misti Alpaca Hand Paint Chunky (any color)

1 set of size 9 straight needles

crochet hook

hat

Cast on 40 stitches. 1st row: knit all the way across. 2nd row: purl all the way across. Repeat rows 1 and 2 until you have worked 35 rows. Cast off.

Fold in half. You should have a square. Sew up one side.

ears

Rabbit: cast on five stitches. 1st row: knit. 2nd row: purl. 3rd row: knit one, increase one, knit the next 5 stitches. 4th row: purl. 5th row: knit 3, increase one, knit 3. Should have 7 stitches. Repeat 1st and 2nd row until row 11. 11th row: knit 1, decrease 1, knit 5, decrease 1, knit 1. 12th row: purl 1, decrease 1, purl 3 decrease 1, purl 1. 13th row: knit 1, decrease 1. 14th row: decrease 1. Cast off.

Cat (shown): cast on 6 stitches. 1st row: knit. 2nd row: purl. 3rd row: knit 2, decrease 1, knit 2. 4th row: purl. 5th row: knit. 6th row: purl. 7th row: knit 1, decrease 1, knit 1. 8th row: purl. 9th row: knit. 10th row: purl. 11th row: knit 1: decrease 1. 12th row: purl. 13th row: decrease 1. Cast off.

Make 2. Sew onto side of hat.

strings

Pompom: crochet a string about 5" or 4" long. Make pompom. Tie pompom to string.

Tassles: cut 4-8 five inch strings, tie together.

Make 2, tie to corners of hat.

Voila! You're done! It should fit a small baby.

//anna

NOTE: you can substitute Misti Alpaca for yarn of similar thickness.

Me and The Sickness

There is a SICKNESS *make spooky noises: ooweeooo* going through our house, and I just caught it. I had to miss a day of school (boo hoo… NOT!) and I have a hoarse throat and a sniffly nose.

SO. If you do not copy and paste this paragraph and email it to 3 people… YOU WILL GET THE SICKNESS TOO! Bwahahahaha!

//anna

NEWEST QUIZ

Hey I made a new quiz! Sorry girls only.

Quizzes by Quibblo.com

 

//anna

Me and sixth grade

I AM NOW IN 6TH GRADE! WHOO-HOO! My new teacher is Miss (Ms?) Reed. She's kind of old and she talk out of her nose and likes to be sarcastic. Oh yeah, and she picks favorites.

I have quite a few classmates, now that we have conjoined classes. Here:

6TH GRADE

Me

Madison: she's nice to me this year, but last year she picked on me. I like her okay.

Zoey: she's my old teacher's daughter. She's nice to everyone.

Gwyneth: she's my best friend this year. She's real nice. 

Talia: she's new this year. She wears a lot of makeup and dyes her hair but she's real nice.

Jordan: she's also new. She's quiet and sorta shy.

Raven: she's loud and annoying but she's my friend.

Billy: he's Zoey's best friend. Sort of quiet and weird.

Martel: he's also new. He's quiet and smart and has anger issues. He's weird.

5TH GRADE

Irie: she's kind of annoying (update 12/18/09 IRIE LEFT! IRIE IS GONE, IS GONE, IS GONE, IRIE IS GONE FOREVER HURRAY!).

Siera: Irie's "sissy". (Best friend)

Maya: she latched onto me and I can't get her off.

Horatio: the monumental dunce of the class.

George: he's new.

Dyani: she's the shortest kid in the class, maybe the school. Short-tempered and violent.

Owen: he loves baseball.

Bradley: Horatio's best friend.

Aedan: he's nice and we're friends.

//anna

SORRY!

Okay! Sorry I haven't written for SO LONG, but our computer broke and it was UTTER HELL for a while. So. I'll spend the next two lines apologizing, then start a new post and tell all.

SOOO sorry!

//anna

ACK!

Ack. I really haven't written for a while, have I? I must hope not to embarrass myself. This is a messed up post, anyway!

Me and Bubblegum Cigars

Well, the first thing I will mention is the inspiring awesomeness of the Cosmic Candy Company. They're super awesome and they have the yummiest, cheapest candy.

The first thing I recommend trying is their dill pickle popcorn. It is insanely delicious and I loved it. It's three bucks a small bag, but (in my humble opinion) is totally worth it.

Then you should try one of there softball sized jawbreakers. Actually, they're a bit bigger than softballs. I haven't tried them yet, but I bet my booties they're delish.

Then . . . BUBBLEGUMK CIGARS!!!! So yummy . . . I recommend the Pink Owl.

Well, the Moms is shouting at me to get my butt off the computer and brush my teeth, and I think I better. Ciao!

xoxoxo minky

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plz take my quiz on quibblo- what singer are you?

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Me and Playing the Trumpet

Okay, if any of you bozos remember my first post, then you'll know I play the trumpet. Pay attention, snoutie, 'cuz that's what this post is about.

Well . . . at the beginning of fifth grade I found out that everyone would be choosing an instrument. In Waldorf schools, you play violin until fifth grade and then you pick an instrument. I had to be a Winds, because I had no violin experience whatsoever. 

Ms. Rembert assigned me french horn because the Winds were one french horn short . . . of having one french horn. Unfortunately, french horn was like $250 a week rental not exaggerating!!!

But . . . I found out that we had some trumpets lying around the house. (We had a trombone too but I did NOT want to be next to Adrian!) I tried so hard to get a tone out, private lessons for six months. But- *hops up and does a jig*- I practiced and practiced and practiced and look! I got first chair over a two other girls and a boy in sixth grade who's been playing for 2 years! *Hums tune to self*

Of course, my trumpet is super beat up. Here's the really embarrassing part- my mom and dad found it at Value Village, like twelve years ago- for $25 bucks. That's ten times less than it would cost to rent a french horn for a week.

But I don't really mind, because hey! We got it for practically free!

xoxoxo minky

Too Early

Morning, Sunshine. The mourning doves are moaning, the sun is a-rising, the big moth on my window refuses to leave . . . it's going to be a great day.

Speaking of . . . you all know that sound a mourning dove makes? Like a dry whistle followed by a long moaning coo? Well, now that I'm in major dove territory, that once-beautiful, haunting coo is my greatest fear. It thoroughly prevents all sleep, and I cannot stand it.

I'm usually the sleeper-in in my family (I'm also the insomniac), so being up before everyone else is quite a first. *Cue round of quiet applause so as not to wake up sleeping family*

It is approximately 8:00, and I've been on the computer for approximately 2 hours, so . . . I was woken up rather rudely by a harsh coo at approximately 6 am. The horror!

xoxoxo minky

ICANHASCHEEZBURGER

Possibly the best website I have ever been on. So funny! 

I'm basically just posting this to tell you to get your butt over there NOW!!!

Some of the funnier features are Fail Blog, Engrish, Lolcelebs, Look-alikes, and of course Lolcats.

Get yo booties over there and check it out pronto!!!!!

xoxoxo minky

Chocolate Milk & Hamburgers

Two of the yummiest American foods. I'll start with the chocolate milk.

Chocolate milk: Yummy, creamy, chocolatey, in my tummy.

Hamburgers: I can't describe it. Like . . . a symphony of angels. The onions, the mayonnaise, the cheese, the pickles, the ketchup, the bun, and more importantly, the burger. So good!

xoxoxo minky

HAMSTER NINJAS

Okay in this post I will teach you how to play a game my friend Malik (see post number one) made up. It's called HAMSTER NINJAS. This game is supposed to be played on a trampoline.

So, you pick someone to be the CorpseBreath. It can be any person. The CorpseBreath goes on hands and knees in the middle of the trampoline (this game is better played on a round trampoline) and tries to tag the Hamster Ninjas.

The Hamster Ninjas are whoever is not the CorpseBreath. They bounce around trying to avoid the CorpseBreath. If they get caught by it, They go back a level. They have certain weapons that can be used against the CorpseBreath. Here is a list, by level.

1. Nothing (the hardest level)
2. Green Hand (clap your hands to distract the CorpseBreath to you. It's a sacrifice)
3. FireSpores (knocks out the CorpseBreath for 5 seconds. Each player has 2)
4. ForceField (cross your arms and the CorpseBreath can't get you. Lasts for 5 seconds and each player has 2)

After that, you're on your own. Ciao for now!

xoxoxo minky

Cinderella

Okay so I'm at Pentwater with Poppy and my 7 year old cousin Phoebe and we want to put on a play. I kind of wrote the script as I go along. We are doing Cinderella, and I'm Cinderella. Poppy's the stepsister, and Phoebe's the stepmother. She's also the prince. Poppy is the fairy godmother and the royal official that announces the ball.

Phoebe is really jealous of Poppy because both the stepsister and the fairy godmother are fat, and Phoebe wants to stuff pillows up her shirt. 

It's so fun! I was making it up as I went along in my head, so I just told them what to say. We haven't performed it yet. We're going to practice for a few days, and then we'll perform it.

Well, that's really it. Thanks for reading (if you did), and wish us luck!

xoxoxo minky