ME AND HALLOWEEN FOR THE LAST FRICKEN TIME

Ok here's the thing. Me and Akwia and Gwyneth were SUPPOSED to be the grey sisters remember? But Akwia couldn't come over so she sorta bailed on us. :( But then me and Gwynny were going to be salt & pepper shakers but Gwynny literally said "I'm not being a stupid shalt shaker" so I'm the lone pepper shaker. Arooo!

I'm going to have a big cardboard "dress" with a P on it, black leggings and a black shirt (so I blend in with the background), and a beret, painted silver with black dots. I'll post a picture when it's done.

//anna

ME AND HALLOWEEN AGAIN

I finally figured out what to be for Halloween!!! It's so frickin brilliant, just wait and see, er, hear. 

I'M GONNA BE ONE OF THE GREY SISTERS!!! 

Uh… is that not brilliant? Sigh. There's a picture of them, er, us. -------------------------->

I'm going to be them with my friends Gwyneth and Akwia. Just you watch, it's gonna be awesome. *sticks out tongue at followers for not commenting sooner*

Laters!

//anna

Me and Pear Licorice

It sounds revolting, I know. But once you've tasted SALT licorice? Anything tastes good.

//anna

Me and Salt Licorice

Ewww! I just tasted THE most REVOLTING thing in my life! And now I can describe the devil in two words: SALT LICORICE.

Some of my parent's friends brought some licorice for us, and there are two kinds: pear and salt. The salt licorice is DISGUSTING! I had a hell of a time choking it down. So listen up, children, and heed Auntie Anna's dying words: never eat salt licorice. LOL!

//anna

Nigahiga

Okay, peeps, now it's time for me to give a shout out to my favorite YouTube member of all time, Nigahiga. Some of his best videos include

•  How to be NERD
  
• How to be emo
• how to be gangster
• how to be ninja
• word of the day: pwned
• a message to haters
• big bouncing inflatable green ball

And those are just the ones I've seen! LOL

Later, y'all.

//anna

HALLOWEEN!!!!!!

Okay, listen up peeps coz THIS IS URGENT. Halloween appears to be TEN DAYS AWAY and I haven't made my costume. If you tell me to buy one, I'll tell you to shove it, coz I ALWAYS make my costume. So hurry up and leave me some comments, folks. Any comments to this post received AFTER October 31 2009 will be promptly deleted and the commenter will receive a swift kick in the heinie.

Good idea, smart***, but BAD TIMING! Way to kick a girl when she's down.

SO. The problem is, in my retarded school we have to be something that we learned about that year. BLARG. We learned

• mushrooms.
• India.
• MATH. Double BLARG!
• music. I actually debated taking advantage of my pot-belly and being a half note, but I decided against it in favor of my dignity.
• geometry.
• Spanish.

So what should I be? Leave me a comment, y'all!

//anna

Me and Knitting

This is a hat I knitted. I knitted it as a wedding present for a friend, but it was too small. So I made another one! This one was supposed to be a cat, but it looks like a pig, doesn't it? Oink! 

Here's the pattern, in case anyone knits.

supplies

1 skein of Misti Alpaca Hand Paint Chunky (any color)

1 set of size 9 straight needles

crochet hook

hat

Cast on 40 stitches. 1st row: knit all the way across. 2nd row: purl all the way across. Repeat rows 1 and 2 until you have worked 35 rows. Cast off.

Fold in half. You should have a square. Sew up one side.

ears

Rabbit: cast on five stitches. 1st row: knit. 2nd row: purl. 3rd row: knit one, increase one, knit the next 5 stitches. 4th row: purl. 5th row: knit 3, increase one, knit 3. Should have 7 stitches. Repeat 1st and 2nd row until row 11. 11th row: knit 1, decrease 1, knit 5, decrease 1, knit 1. 12th row: purl 1, decrease 1, purl 3 decrease 1, purl 1. 13th row: knit 1, decrease 1. 14th row: decrease 1. Cast off.

Cat (shown): cast on 6 stitches. 1st row: knit. 2nd row: purl. 3rd row: knit 2, decrease 1, knit 2. 4th row: purl. 5th row: knit. 6th row: purl. 7th row: knit 1, decrease 1, knit 1. 8th row: purl. 9th row: knit. 10th row: purl. 11th row: knit 1: decrease 1. 12th row: purl. 13th row: decrease 1. Cast off.

Make 2. Sew onto side of hat.

strings

Pompom: crochet a string about 5" or 4" long. Make pompom. Tie pompom to string.

Tassles: cut 4-8 five inch strings, tie together.

Make 2, tie to corners of hat.

Voila! You're done! It should fit a small baby.

//anna

NOTE: you can substitute Misti Alpaca for yarn of similar thickness.

Me and The Sickness

There is a SICKNESS *make spooky noises: ooweeooo* going through our house, and I just caught it. I had to miss a day of school (boo hoo… NOT!) and I have a hoarse throat and a sniffly nose.

SO. If you do not copy and paste this paragraph and email it to 3 people… YOU WILL GET THE SICKNESS TOO! Bwahahahaha!

//anna

NEWEST QUIZ

Hey I made a new quiz! Sorry girls only.

Quizzes by Quibblo.com

 

//anna

Me and sixth grade

I AM NOW IN 6TH GRADE! WHOO-HOO! My new teacher is Miss (Ms?) Reed. She's kind of old and she talk out of her nose and likes to be sarcastic. Oh yeah, and she picks favorites.

I have quite a few classmates, now that we have conjoined classes. Here:

6TH GRADE

Me

Madison: she's nice to me this year, but last year she picked on me. I like her okay.

Zoey: she's my old teacher's daughter. She's nice to everyone.

Gwyneth: she's my best friend this year. She's real nice. 

Talia: she's new this year. She wears a lot of makeup and dyes her hair but she's real nice.

Jordan: she's also new. She's quiet and sorta shy.

Raven: she's loud and annoying but she's my friend.

Billy: he's Zoey's best friend. Sort of quiet and weird.

Martel: he's also new. He's quiet and smart and has anger issues. He's weird.

5TH GRADE

Irie: she's kind of annoying (update 12/18/09 IRIE LEFT! IRIE IS GONE, IS GONE, IS GONE, IRIE IS GONE FOREVER HURRAY!).

Siera: Irie's "sissy". (Best friend)

Maya: she latched onto me and I can't get her off.

Horatio: the monumental dunce of the class.

George: he's new.

Dyani: she's the shortest kid in the class, maybe the school. Short-tempered and violent.

Owen: he loves baseball.

Bradley: Horatio's best friend.

Aedan: he's nice and we're friends.

//anna

SORRY!

Okay! Sorry I haven't written for SO LONG, but our computer broke and it was UTTER HELL for a while. So. I'll spend the next two lines apologizing, then start a new post and tell all.

SOOO sorry!

//anna